The mystery of the Drama Llama unfolds…
Many questions still remain: Who are they? Where do they come from? What you offer a llama to drink when they visit? All these answers and more will be unveiled!
For those picking this up mid-stream, here is the beginning of this story arc.
Bwahahaha!
Best way to avoid the Drama Llamas: hide. : )
Yes, what do you give a drama llama to drink?
What do you give a drama Llama to drink…
A. It doesn’t matter because whatever it is, it isn’t what they really wanted and is what you should have had if you really, truly cared enough about them.
B. Anything with Vodka, Rum or Tequila in it… because you can’t be genuinely passive aggressive without a good buzz on.
C. “Ohh I can’t have soda, too much caffeine and the diet sodas have that fake sugar that give me a horrible headache, and I don’t do juices because there is too much sugar in it hun…ohh it adds up over time, and the alcohol..what? thats what you drink? Oh hun we need to talk about your taste in beer… and tap water, is it purified?.. I don’t trust that fluorite, it makes people dumb…..”
D. Offer an empty glass and tell them to fill it and leave the kitchen.
Hahaha!
What Marianne said. Also, chocolate.
I’m going with the Beer solution personally
roninkrys: gods, how many hidden blogs *do* you have anyway? LOL (hmm, maybe you are a Scorpio after all…)
And your solutions? BRILLIANT! Esp. this one:
“B. Anything with Vodka, Rum or Tequila in it… because you can’t be genuinely passive aggressive without a good buzz on.”
BUWHAHAHAHAHA!!
Years of experience.