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hehehe, well, at least they make it easier for you to pack light.
oh yeah, thanks TSA. I cant pack a tiny ass tube of toothpaste or a travel hair gel because ::gasp:: I could have chemically mixed in a highly powerful toxic explosive that when I drag it out of my highly inconspicuous carry-on bag (that I had to pay an extra $100 for because of GAS by the way) and light it with the bent sunlight through the window at 30,000 feet causing great catastrophe and raining some synthetically powerful biotoxin float in the atmosphere! yea….thanks…..
Marianne: Hell, with as much of a hassle as it is, it would be better to go nekkid! 🙂
Dave: Yeah, it makes sense, doesn’t it? 😉