One of the main characters in the comic and is married to Ms. Weasel. He is a graphic designer that also works as an IT manager to pay the bills. He can be found working on their old house or stuck in traffic on the way to his job.
One of the main characters in the comic and is married to the Weasel. She is a freelance graphic designer and runner of the household. She can be found at her home office computer, occasionally taking shots at the squirrels in the backyard with her pellet rifle.
Larry the Drama Llama
One of the main characters the comic, currently on assignment to the Weasels. He is an highly unlikely creature which has the job of causing drama in the lives of those he is assigned to. Over time, he has developed a soft spot for the Weasels so he usually confines he work on them to being somewhat annoying.
The Intermission guys (as they are usually known, though there are females as well) are stick figures that are usually found in the back up strip to Think Weasel!. Sometimes when work is slow, they moonlight in other comic strips.