We love going to yard sales, but hate to host them.

The great thing about going to them is that you can find some great deals on totally unexpected things. The bad news about hosting them is that you’re selling stuff for such a low price that it might not be worth all the time and effort.

*sigh*

That’s why we just usually sell our stuff on eBay or donate it to charity!

Move it kid, I have underwear older than you!

Then comes the next step, deciding what to get rid of… I’m not going to compare it to pulling teeth though, it isn’t bad enough to describe how difficult it can be!

They might not say it out loud, but this is what every guy is thinking when their pile of stuff is at risk!

When doing work outside during the Summer, always be careful of getting overheated. If you start feeling dizzy and stop sweating, get to a cool location as soon as possible! If you’re not careful you might pass out, or worse, lose your lunch.

In the Weasel’s case, I think he’ll be fine if we stick him in the freezer for a few minutes so he can firm up!

Ever had this happen? I have. A lot! I can’t really blame age either,  it happened to me even in my 20’s. Maybe it’s just chronic case of CRS…

The funny thing (for me at least) is that I’ve came up with this joke a couple years ago and only now remembered to actually use it!

Submitted without comment from…the Weasel Zone. Da Da DAAAAAAAA….

You might be wondering, where all the meat and vegetables that they plan to grill? All we see are boxes, right? Well, according the local Baggers Union, all the squishy bits like those go under the boxes and other heavy objects for maximum stability.

Aren’t you glad that you know that now?

Sometimes, a weasel just has to learn the hard way!

Buttons and t-shirts have arrived and the books are in production. There are still many things to do, but it’s coming together!

Today is officially Star Wars Day! I don’t know what that means exactly, except that it’s time to make a couple Star Wars themed jokes and thank Life’s a Witch for indirectly inspiring the comic!